Saturday, November 5, 2022

Freddy and the Banana

 

Freddy and the Banana

 Chapter Two. Part 2.

Empty spaces, what are we living for?

 

(Queen 1991)

 

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Pushing the blanket aside he withdrew his fingers, sniffing at them appreciably. “Sex on legs, it is break time.” He turned the television off. “Alexa, play Jean Michel Jarre.” The sound of soft electronic music was perfect to bring her back to reality.

She stood slowly up. “Hmm that joint does numb the pain of creaking joints.” She staggered, then recovering her balance, “I need a wee and another can of cola.” She stopped once more in front of the mirror hanging next to the bathroom door. Removing the sequined dress, she placed it carefully onto the back of the black leather office chair.

“Do you like my body?” she absently said as she posed, turning her hips to and thro. Her entire skin shimmered in hues of soft pink from the LED lights.

He took a bread toaster out of another top cupboard along with a sealed bag of sliced wholegrain sandwich bread. Bending himself down, she watched him open the fridge, taking out  two cans of cola, salted butter, wild bee honey and, the now the most talked about banana in a chapter onto the worktop. A butter knife, fork, a small spice bottle of powdered cinnamon, two white plates, a black soup bowl, a pair of dark red paper serviettes and a squeezy lemon plastic container, were already lined up.

He sorted them out, in a row, as if he was following a recipe. He opened the drinks. Taking hers she drank greedily.

“I see that you are as well prepared at making the dessert as you were with the vaginal juice and ketchup dip. This will be VERY interesting.”

Taking two steps towards the bedroom door, she stopped and looked at the long, black framed picture of dozens of used concert and theatre productions’ tickets. She called some out, “Sinatra, Supertramp. David Bowie, Diana Ross, Mike Oldfield, The Bee Gees, Queen. “She stops and, “you saw Freddy Mercury live? Did you go to see all of these?”

“Yes, and others. As for Freddy, of course I saw him live. He didn’t exactly appear on stage as a skeleton walking out on stage from a scarlet lined coffin singing, ‘The show must go on´,” he said laughing at his own sarcasm. “I ran out of space and put the other tickets onto the walls inside of the Bingo Bongo Bar. Anyway, I thought you wanted a wee before I get down to business?”

She laughed out openly, the sound like a tinkle of a glass wind chime on a warm summer night. “I do. Are you going to watch me ah -gainnnnn?” she said coyly whilst entering once again the bedroom’s fading mint lighting and picked up her panties. Bundling them into a fist, she went into the bathroom and sat down.  

He followed.

“I want you to replace the loo rug with the shower one and strip naked. It’s much bigger for what I am about to perform, and I really have to concentrate.”

He did so with a look of excitement and anticipation.

“ Now kneel.” As he did so she leant back and moved her hips on the seat forward and up. Then with the hand holding her panties, spread two fingers out and simultaneously met the outstretched fingers of her left over her slit and pulled her lips apart. A small arch of twisting, twirling urine slowly went up into an arch, then to fall in a splash into the blue pool.

“Hurry now. Wash your hands, I don’t know how long I can control this.”

His hands entered the gold coloured waterfall of her very soul. Warm, gentle, its essence of tanginess filled his nostrils, as he rapidly coated his twirling fingers.

“Oh, sorry,” she pushed her hips back again and sitting upright, let the full force spray with the sound of a fireman’s hose into bowl. “Aaah, I needed that, and standing up, her legs spread either side of the  toilet, proceeded to dry herself with her panties, rubbing them hard against her now closed vulva. As he stood up, she waved them in front of his nose.

“Isn’t this what you ordered, dear sir? that I leave behind a pair of camouflaged knickers that reek of me inside and out.” She snatched them away, throwing them into the handwash basin and playfully grabbed a very hard erection.

“Oh dear, you are not going to be able to have a piss with that pointing to the ceiling. That will have to wait till after the dessert. Maybe you will enter me during the preparations?” she hinted. He smiled and kissed her and made a rather interesting way to dry his hands on her pubic hair.

“Follow me, gorgeous woman from hell, and be prepared to be shocked.”

She watched carefully, wondering how this was all going to function. Two slices of bread went into the toaster and whilst that did its job, the banana was peeled and placed into a soup plate. The skin’s insides were lightly smeared over her breasts and then between her legs. She started to pant again. Taking her hand, he placed the skin in it and guided it to wrap around his cock and jerk him slowly.

 

Wednesday, November 2, 2022

Consecration Desecration Vatican Vacation

Consecration Desecration Vatican Vacation

 


Chapter Two - Part 1

“I want you to. place two fingers inside me as we cuddle and you will find out how scared I am by the tightness I  squeeze them. Okay?”

“As the sex crazed Lady so desires, so it will be.” Taking a brown paper bag out of a top kitchen cupboard. He shook it and placed it the microwave. As it began to hum, he placed a DVD into the surround home-cinema system. He passed her an opened tin of chilled soda and a pair of 3D glasses. The smell of freshly made popcorn overrode the musky smell from the incense slowly burning down on its wooden receptable. ‘PING’, and with much waving hands and lightly burnt fingers, a few “Ouch, Ouch”, he placed an open bag of steaming, salted popcorn onto the table. The perfectly placed television seemed to fill the room, the constantly glowing ball that seemed almost suspended in the DVD shelving unit itself suspended on the wall, made a perfect backlight.               Sitting next to her, she curled her legs onto his lap, but not before pushing gently with a black lacquered toenail’s foot against the softening penis. Hiking up her dress over her hips, she crooked her right leg over the other. Wriggling her buttocks, she seemed to find the position she wanted. Leaning on a cushion on top of the arm rest, her right hand pulled up a buttock cheek, exposing her sealed lips, swollen, still leaking small driblets from the beckoning slit ready to be parted open.

                “Please try not to lose your watch inside me. I’m your sex bomb, not your time bomb,” she said, laughing playfully. He obliged and after licking his fingers of his left hand  parted the two pairs of lips. The outer pair creating a trapdoor tight for unsuitable fingers but would be willing to open for the man with the key to her hole and soul. The thinner wrinkled inner pair would open like the petals of a scarlet sweetpea to expose a small penis tip, gorged and swollen. He placed two fingers inside her as far as they could go. Another two squeezing the outer lips, trapping him as she released her buttock and rammed herself against his hand as his thumb slowly swirled in a circle on her clitoris.

”Now I am happy, I love you, and do we get to ‘eat’ the banana at the end of the film and by the way, is it in German?”

                “Actually, it’s in Latin. The film was made in top secrecy and at huge expense in the Vatican vaults by a famous Italian director. Makes the film real creepy. Lots of dark, angry orgy organ tunes and Gregorian monks chanting. But! Plenty of action as you will see. Best of all, you can immediately turn the whole scenario into a comical farce by adding the German sub-titles, especially the part when the NAZI SS burst through the doors, and… the dessert is served during the interval. It is all planned. You will love it.”

Looking at the cover of the DVD, she opened her eyes wide  in astonishment. “What does ‘Consacrazione Profanazione Vacanza Vaticana’ mean,” her pronunciation of the Italian was good. And looking at the cover picture, “this looks to be very weird, so I conclude that you wrote, directed and starred in it. Jesus help me! I can only guess what movie you are going to make with me and that banana during the interval. I suppose the choreography may have a hint of pornography. Because you are fucking not only my body, but fucking with my mind as well!” Her entire body was convulsing in hysterics, pushing his fingers out of her. Noticing, she immediately stopped. “Oops, sorry about that. Push them back in, HARD.”

                He did so, making her grunt with pleasure whilst she snickered softly.

“ It means ‘Consecration Desecration Vatican Vacation’.” He leant over and softly kissed her eyes and cheeks dry. Placing the 3D glasses on her, “can you see the film better now?”

                “Oh, Wow this is cool. For a moment I thought that all those sex antics we did had made me cross-eyed.”

“Shush now! Its starting.”

She just had to have the last word, and whispered, “I can hardly wait for the interval.”


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